PEGI announce plans to slap higher age ratings on games with loot boxes, daily quests, and paid battle passes soon

The folks behind PEGI – the age rating system used for games in Europe outside of Germany – have announced plans to update their criteria so that games which feature likes of loot boxes, harbour NFTs or blockchain-related bollocks, or pressurise players into returning via daily quests will automatically be given specific age reccomendations to match.

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“We’re going to lay off 1,000 people and that’s going to be on you”: Ex-Overwatch director Jeff Kaplan says redundancy ultimatum led to his Blizzard exit

Former Overwatch director Jeff Kaplan has said his 2021 departure from Blizzard followed an ultimatum about redundancies which “ultimately broke” his resolve and led him towards the exit door. The developer frames that moment as the culmination of a number of tough years working on the hero shooter, which included a 2018 push into esports with the Overwatch League serving as a drain on resources for a team who were also trying to get Overwatch 2 off the ground.

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Microsoft confirm their PC game-running Project Helix should be in devs’ hands by 2027, and packs next-gen AMD innards

Microsoft have shared some more details about the hardware Xbox’s next-gen console – the PC game-running Project Helix – will be packing. The new box is set to run on AMD-built tech with support for FSR upscaling, and should start to rock up on developers’ desks as of 2027. That last bit means it’ll likely release in 2028 at the very earliest.

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“Valve does not cooperate with gambling sites” – Counter-Strike publishers issue rare public defence of lootbox mechanics, following New York lawsuit

In an unusual show of candour, Valve have spoken out publicly against a lawsuit filed in New York, USA that accuses them of “letting children and adults alike illegally gamble” via loot boxes in Counter-Strike 2, Dota 2, and Team Fortress 2.

With the caveat that I am no Atticus Finch-esque legal expert or even a Louis Tully-grade bumbler, I find Valve’s rebuttal to be a mixture of whataboutery and tactical mitigation, with a couple of fair points. It basically sidesteps what I think is the lawsuit’s most important argument – that lootbox mechanics are fundamentally manipulative. You can read the thing in full here, or you can read my slapdash summary-with-notes, below.

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PETA and Edmund McMillen are trolling each other again, as the activist group hand Mewgenics a “Hero to Animals Award”

Many moons ago, Mewgenics developer Edmund McMillen successfully lured the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals into developing a vegan parody version of Super Meat Boy, Team Meat’s gut-slathered 2D platformer. Team Meat responded by triumphantly adding a spoof vegan character to Super Meat Boy, the puny and crater-eyed Tofu Boy. As McMillen himself recently recalled on MechaMusk.com, “I personally trolled the peta forums for months seeding info about this ‘ground breaking new indie game coming out soon that must be stopped!; I never thought they would actually take the bait but it was amazing to see and a very fun exchange.”

Well, McMillen and PETA are at it again. PETA have just released a video honouring a character in Mewgenics, which very much isn’t a game that promotes the ethical treatment of animals, or of beings in general.

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Learn about real-life rewilding in “idle city-builder + creature collector” Grow Wild, which is taking playtest sign-ups

Spectrum48’s Philip Sinclair has spent 15 years rewilding a field, “rewilding” being a process of restoring ecosystems to something like a state of ‘natural’ equilibrium. Now, he’s making a videogame about it. That game is Grow Wild, which is currently accepting playtest sign-ups. It sees you restoring biomes across the globe, touching down on sickly square arcadias like an avenging angel equipped with a trowel, magnifying glass, and probably some tartan-pattern slippers, out of shot.

It makes me think a little of Viva Pinata, but it’s populated by representations of non-digital creatures, flowers and trees with convincing growth cycles. There are some lovely ‘time lapse’ shots in the trailer, below.

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Thanks for injecting me with 500 cursed Black Knight Ultra Greatswords

Years ago I was lost in the Shaded Woods, a foggy forest full of moaning trees. I didn’t have enough health to fight the invisible backstabbing murder ghosts, and every time I ran away from the spooky sound of their footsteps, I got lost in the fog all over again.

That’s when a hacker invaded and injected me with hundreds of cursed swords, corrupting my save file and dooming Dark Souls 2 to crash over and over.

It was deep magic, more powerful than any game system or lore, overwhelming the code itself. To uncurse myself, I’d have to embrace the darkness and download cheat tools too.

And now I’ve tracked down my hacker, to thank him.

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Marathon update makes UESC enemies weaker, but they’re still messing me up at every opportunity. Bungie have “no plans to change that”

The latest Marathon update looks like it will mean an easier time. UESC enemies have been made weaker, the frequency with which they chuck EMP grenades has been reduced, and free loadouts now come with even more ammo. Yet, after spending an hour over lunch being killed repeatedly in Maintenance on Dire Marsh, I can confirm that Marathon has not become a cakewalk.

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Dark Messiah Of Might And Magic is getting a Community Edition with Source upgrades and Ubisoft’s blessing

A team of modders are creating a Community Edition of Arkane’s footloose fantasy RPG Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, with Valve’s support and publisher Ubisoft’s approval. The modders in question are the same outfit who received a “completely blank check” from Ubi to develop a modding SDK, back in 2023. Now, they’re devising a new version using the latest Source Engine SDK. Kickbait, indeed.

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Intel’s new, “fastest ever” desktop CPUs put their focus back on game performance

Intel have announced a handful of new gaming CPUs, the Core Ultra 200S Plus series, to release next month. After 2024’s original Core Ultra 200S family went for efficiency gains at the cost of frame-punching game power, these 200S Plus chips are once again tuned more for straight performance, which sounds good to me. I like lower electricity bills and heat generation as much as the next hardware editor, and was fairly optimistic about that initial batch of Core Ultras at first, but they ended up so slow and dull it essentially put me off writing about CPUs for a year and a half.

Say hello, then, to the Core Ultra 7 270K Plus and Core Ultra 250K Plus, which’ll be out on March 26th 2026 at $299 and $199 respectively. There’ll also be slightly cheaper KF variants, without integrated graphics, for each. Intel VP Robert Hallock says these will be the “fastest desktop gaming processors Intel has ever built,” which they’ll need to be – while the blue team have been fiddling with efficiency, AMD’s 3D V-Cache tech has ran away with the gaming advantage, especially on the outstandingly quick Ryzen 7 9800X3D.

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