The PowerWash clean ‘em up genre is dead, long live the sci-fi undertaker sim

You’d think there’d be more video games that are explicitly about clearing away corpses, given how many corpses players produce. Getting rid of bodies is a routine problem for developers, with a variety of crafty or cursory solutions. Horror projects such as Resident Evil sometimes resort to accelerated decomposition, with felled zombies dissolving to maggots in seconds, but in most shooters, it’s a question of despawning the victims when you look away. Stealth sims mandate a certain level of respectfulness, albeit by accident: stray cadavers must be carefully interred in random dumpsters or closets before they trigger an alarm.

As with a lot of things in games, there are technological concerns here that form a curious warping of practicalities in the world beyond the vidbox. Dead bodies in games absorb computing resources that are needed for the next enemies along. Bodies of actual flesh and bone are a weight, if not a burden upon the dead person’s loved ones. The memory has to be freed up, so that it can be used for something else.

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EA CEO Andrew Wilson got a nice pay bump last year, while the company’s workers earned less on average

Congrats, Andrew! You’re almost certainly not reading this, but regardless, it’s only polite for me to offer you a big well done, Mr Wilson. After all, you, EA’s CEO, were paid $30.5 million (around £22 million) in the financial year just gone, nearly $5 million (around £3.6 million) than you were the one before that.

Meanwhile, the company’s full-time workers only took home $117,000 (around £85k) on average, down from $149,000 (around £108k) in 2024, and the lowest since 2022, which saw EA employees earn $116,000 (around £84.5k) according to the average EA used. In order to illustrate just how huge the gulf between the cash given to Wilson per year and the median pay of the people under him who actually do the work, Game File‘s Stephen Totilo has made a hugely stretched graph that’s well worth checking out if you want a good laugh followed by a big sigh.

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Windows is retiring the Blue Screen of Death for a black one this Summer

There used to be – and might still be – a tradition at the UK’s Reading music festival where you’d be lying in your sleeping bag at night and you’d suddenly hear a low rumbling in the distance, which would then become indecipherable shouting, which you’d soon realise was rows of campers shouting the word ‘bollocks’ from their tents in a sort of Mexican wave, getting louder and closer as you waited in fizzy anticipation for your turn to shout. You’d then listen to the whole thing play out in reverse as the bollocktide receded into the pleasant autumn twilight.

I thought about this as I read multiple headlines referring to the Windows blue screen of death as ‘iconic’ this morning. Extreme annoyance elevated to the status of folk legend. Mythologising a shared experience of catastrophe. The whole world shouting ‘bollocks’ together.

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Steam’s popular Bongo Cat clicker is losing money, but its worth to its devs lies elsewhere

Despite currently sitting above the likes of GTA 5, Elden Ring Nightreign, and Dune: Awakening in the fourth spot on Steam’s most-played chart, a Bongo Cat clicker game is “actually losing us money in the end”, according to its devs.

So, why are developers Irox Games and their CEO Marcel Zurawka keeping this app about a meme cat that sits on your desktop and drops a big slap every time you click on a thing going? Well, in an interview with Eurogamer, they explained that the bot-infested idler’s true worth is in helping advertise another game they’re trying to vault up the Steam pre-release popularity charts.

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Space Marine 2’s Siege mode is out, letting you fight endless waves of Tyranids and the other, less good enemy

An uncomfortable question I’ve been asking myself this morning is, now that Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2‘s free Siege mode update is out, how much money I’d be convinced to part with if they, I dunno, added some Orks. Just a couple Orks. Few grots. Maybe a happy little squig. I ended up really enjoying the game after a rough start, and now this co-op horde mode is here, I think it’s time to just, you know, pretend the whole Tzeentch thing never happened. It’s a horde mode. Add some horde enemies. Happy little squig, you know? Look at him bounce. Wheeeeee.

Anyway the question is uncomfortable because my answer is, depressingly, however much they asked for. What do you mean Kill Team: Typhon is out of stock everywhere? Yes, I haven’t even opened the last two boxes, but I’m not sure what that has to do with anything. Here’s a trailer anyway. Warning: it’s got space marines taking themselves very seriously in it.

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I just saved loads of PC gaming gear while upgrading my set up, here’s the best deals I could find today

Today’s lineup has something for every kind of setup. Alienware prebuild discounts headline the list, offering some hefty savings across a range of configurations. That does for solid 1440p performance with a RTX 5070 Ti build or securing a 4K futureproof rig with a 5090. There’s also a strong showing from Flexispot with big cuts on their premium standing desks and ergonomic chair for 4th July, so if you’ve been meaning to upgrade your workspace, this is your sign.

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The core concept behind Resident Evil: Requiem is “addictive fear”, which isn’t entirely as silly as it sounds

Right, how about a look at Resident Evil: Requiem then ‘ey? Capcom revealed their latest entry in the horror series earlier this month at Summer Game Fest (after a little bit of a prank), but didn’t really show off any gameplay. It was more just a “hey, it’s real, and also here’s our protagonist Grace Ashcroft!” kind of reveal. Our own Edwin got to take a look at it in action around the same time, but a new trailer during today’s Capcom Spotlight has offered up a bit of a look for the rest of us now too.

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Abiotic Factor is all set to launch into version 1.0 next month

Remember back in April when I told you about Abiotic Factor’s next update, Cold Fusion? No? What do you mean you can’t remember every single news post I’ve ever written? Fine, whatever, point is, it turns out that said update turned into the full on 1.0 release of the game. And now, as shown off in a swanky new trailer for developer Deep Field, the release date for the release of 1.0 has been revealed!

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Steam’s 2025 summer sale is live and ready to drain your wallet for games you swear you’ll get round to eventually

Do you… do you hear that? Can you feel it? That disgusting, gnawing feeling, a shiver down your spine because you know it’s coming for you… the Steam summer sale… Friends, Romans, country(insert pronoun here), it is unfortunately that time of year again, that time where you look at all of those games in your wishlist as you try to figure out which deal is the best, and which to leave for the next inevitable sale.

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